Passing the time well? Drinking White Claws and planning to set your neighbor’s double wide on fire? Perhaps you’ve drawn a summoning circle on the cement of your driveway, the pastels of green, yellow, and pink in sidewalk chalk highlighting your hopes of calling Pazuzu of ancient Mesopatamia to smite your enemies and cure some ol’ RONA. Dicey proposition, but hey…whatever helps you pass the buttloads of free time we all have.
Lionel Richie, who might possibly be an actual demon king from before recorded history (my sources say it’s true) is thinking of bring back “We Are The World” during this time of great crisis. Remember this?
How about this?
Celebrities…amirite?! Nothing more hollow than someone who has enough money to live through a small apocalypse telling you to donate to some cause. Sorry, I’m just a bitter jaded old man. WAY TO GO RICH PEOPLE! Although I will say the Foo Fighter’s relief efforts with the BBC were pretty neat…
But I’m pretty sure Lionel can stick “We Are The World” where the sun don’t shine. Here’s his idea.
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