Hey yo. Coming to you live from my Grandmother’s basement, Cheeto stained fingers feverishly typing words and things, fueled by too much Mountain Dew and an urge to hit the can.

Now I understand like, 95% of the KSTAR listening base is incredibly intelligent, beautiful, handsome, most likely able to chug an entire bottle of Hidden Valley ranch dressing, and much more. People like that have their weekends planned, for sure. No doubt. So I’m really just highlighting the diversity of our wonderful Western Colorado as it warms up to us…eventually, I mean. Jeezus, 50 degrees in late May?! Am I right?! Time to burn some sofas in the street. Wait, check that…I’ve just been informed that an act such as that could be construed as “illegal.” Pfffff.

Anyways, Mike The Headless Chicken’s Festival is a couple weeks away. Pretty nice of guy to be a neckless fowl and throw a party like that. You figure after all the delicious, crispy drumsticks the Colonel force fed me, Mike may have a problem with me coming through. Nope. Apparently, you’re invited too! Heeeeyyyyy…check it out here at https://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/mike.

Hell of a guy.

Looking for some kindred spirits that also put foam rubber testicles on their tow hitches? Well,  you might find them this weekend at the Colorado Truck Shootout. Also, you can measure your truck up to others, giving you a great outlet when judging yourself on how awesome you are. That takes place at the Western Colorado Dragway. Here’s your link…www.wcdra.com

Also, a little thing called the Alpine Bank Junior College World Series takes place this Memorial Day weekend. You may attend that as well. The link you say? Oh, you actually wanna go to that lil’ ol’ thing? Ok…here ya go…www.jucogj.org

Hope you enjoy. Whatever it is you end up doing.

Love,

Maximus Rock