Existence is varied. A cornucopia of flavors that humanity’s collective tongue brushes coarsely against. If you’re a fan of metaphors, think of all of the human. Every one of them. Now think of them as one, giant, fleshy appendage that dangles out of a yoked against Yggdrasil, god-like Gene Simmons’ mouth…lapping hungrily at the passing air, in hopes of tasting something sweet, maybe salty. A little umami. You know. All the flavors of the rainbow.
I believe that thing is actually has a service animal designation somewhere around here. Emotional support glossa, or lingua, or whatever the name is.
Somewhere across that great, pink swath of humanity, there lies the bold and undiscovered. Or the frightening, and leave it there at all costs. Here’s a few of those designations.
JORO SPIDERS POISED TO TAKE OVER THE EAST COAST…
Traveling to the old country soon? Feeling wispy, maybe nostalgic, like the chorus to “Homesick” by Noah Kahan?
Watch out for those little black and yellow (TAYLOR GANG!) buggers. Whether or not they’re Wiz Khalifa’s favorite arachnid, interesting, no?
Not a hobby entomologist? No worries, We’ve got sun eating black holes to help you find your place in the world.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41550-024-02195-x.epdf
Not a reader? Here’s a handy video explaining the “most violent place yet discovered in the known universe” where a black hole basically sucks everything in it’s path into it’s ever growing mass. Hey, isn’t that where your mom lives? Say hi to her for me.
Pretty neat. But as long as we’re on the topic of celestial bodies, Delta Airlines is booking eclipse fly-bys. In April, a total solar eclipse will be rather visible over the southwest portion of yet-to-secede Texas to somewhere in Maine. For you “umbraphiles” out there, could be a once in a lifetime experience. Check out more in the major air carrier’s press release here…
https://news.delta.com/eclipse-viewing-30000-feet-delta-offer-path-totality-flight
Hobbies are hobbies, and if that’s your thing, hey…enjoy.
If you’re looking for way more budget friendly options that you don’t have to cram into anything for…be sure you hit us up at our events page, for all the Western Colorado happenings happening in 2024. Right here…https://www.931magic.com/magic-events/
Enjoy your day/night/whatever!
Max